Madam Madámme
Madam Madámme's tent in 'Cluck of the Dark Side'




Galactic Oracle


Milky Way



First Appearance

Cluck of the Dark Side

Madam Madámme is a galactic oracle who lives somewhere between on the Norma Galactic Arm in the Milky Way. She makes her first appearance in Cluck of the Dark Side.


Her tent is purple with dark purple stars, which is mounted on top of an asteroid, and has a sign mounted on top of it, which reads her name. The sign is round, showing a crescent moon and a bunch of stars. There is a blue glow coming from the tent's entrance.


Earlier on, after the Henterprise retreated, the Narrator and the Hero were trying to come up with an idea on how to get rid of the feathers spewn out by it. The Hero at first suggested calling Space Janitors, but then the Narrator reminded him that this task would be beyond even 1000 of them. The Narrator then suggested that he should visit Madam Madámme. At first the Hero was skeptical, as the last time he visited her, she couldn't even guess his weight correctly, but the narrator said that it's the only way they can get rid of the feathers fast enough.

The Hero then comes to her for advice. She then consults her crystal ball, and says that the Humanity's Greatest Fan is his only hope of salvation and that he needs to collect three Artifacts to build it, which are the Blade of Revolution, the Source of Power, and the Thingamajig of Vagueness. After he collects all of the 3 Artifacts, he returns to Madámme, who is surprised that he managed to do it successfully. She then gives him instructions on how to build and install the Humanity's Greatest Fan, and tells him that he needs to return to the surface of his home planet, Earth.


  • As the Hero said, this place is popular, as even Hen Solo came there for advice.
  • Her name at first used to be "Madam Mah'D". It was later changed in 0.30BETA to "Madam Mah'Dámme", and in 0.40BETA, it was changed to what it is today.
  • Her internal name is "Fortune Teller".
  • She might not be that great of an oracle after all, because the Hero says she wasn't able to guess his weight correctly.
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