Humanity's Greatest Fan
The Humanity's Greatest Fan.

Made by

Unknown alien race


Blowing things away

First Appearance

Cluck of the Dark Side

Humanity's Greatest Fan is a huge fan construced by an alien race that is now long extinct. It's the most powerful fan known to exist. So far, it has only seen use in Cluck of the Dark Side. Parts of it have been scattered across the Milky Way's most inhospitable, tough planets to keep it from falling in the wrong hands. The Hero has to get them all so that he can mount the fan on Earth to blow away the feathers and let it see the light of day again. It is eventually achieved, but he forgets to take it off after he defeated the Henterprise.


It consists of three fan blades mounted on a potato, of which power is enabled by a button.



  • The Humanity's Greatest Fan presumably blows stuff away through a different method, as there's no atmosphere in outer space.
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